CHEEMS (Cheems) — Solana wake-up alerts

MicroEdge watches Cheems (CHEEMS) on Solana 24/7 and fires PROBE / STRIKE alerts when wake-up patterns, momentum bursts, post-pump retraces, or stake-derivative arbs cross our cost-dominance gates. This page covers what we look for, what triggers, and how to act on a CHEEMS alert.

how we score CHEEMS

Every observation of CHEEMS runs through five strategies: wake-up, momentum-burst, post-pump-scalp, route-imbalance, and stake-derivative-arb (when applicable). Each produces a 0–100 score with breakdown. Anything below the cost-dominance toll is rejected before it ever reaches your phone.

CHEEMS signal example

strategy:        wake-up
token:           CHEEMS (8jpiVA…pump)
classification:  STRIKE_CANDIDATE
score:           94
liquidity:       $3275087
5m volume:       $56956
unique buyers:   69
spread:          21 bps
suggested size:  $2.79

when does CHEEMS fire?

• Volume acceleration vs 1m / 5m / 15m / 1h rolling baselines
• Unique buyer growth in the last 5 minutes
• Liquidity stable or rising while price moves
• Jupiter route quality high + spread acceptable
• Cost-dominance: expected profit > fee + priority + slippage drag
• Payoff viability: TP / SL shape achievable at empirical win rates

CHEEMS mint info

what an alert actually says

Premium subscribers get the full alert. Free tier gets a delayed teaser. Each alert includes the strategy that fired, the score breakdown, suggested position size based on liquidity and confidence, and a Solscan link for the mint.

CHEEMS risk filters

Before any CHEEMS alert fires, our rejection engine checks: liquidity ≥ $1k, spread ≤ 100 bps, freeze authority off, top-holder concentration sane, signal age < 15s, no recent same-mint cooldown, no rug-pattern match. About 60% of raw signals are rejected at this stage.